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Simple Friends VS Real Friends

A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.

A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you!

Some Laws, Which Newton Forgot To State!

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Left-Right Conflict

Look At The Chart & Say The COLOUR!, Not The WORD!

Left-Right Conflict
Your Right Brain Tries To Say The Colour!
But, Your Left Brain Insists On Saying The Word!

Albert Einstein & Marilyn Monroe Illusion

When You Look At This Picture Close Range You See:
Albert Einstein!

Now Stand Up & Take Several Steps Back,

Roughly 15 Feet Away, It will Become:

Marilyn Monroe!

Jesus Illusion

1. Relax And Concentrate On The 4 Small Dots In The Middle Of The Picture For 30 To 40 Seconds...
2. Then, , Take A Look At Wall Near You (Any Smooth, Single Coloured Surface)
3. Start Blinking Your Eyes A Few Times And Wait…
4. What Do You See???

SURPRISED!!!

This Is What Happens When You Stay In One Company For Too Long!!!

Importance of Having Breakfast!

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death. Advice on not to skip Breakfast!

Healthy living
For those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You’ve heard many times that “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.” Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast.

Why?
Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6:00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence being between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours?
We may have an Answer. Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due to cholesterol or laque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency. However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes. Studies performed at Memorial University in St.Johns, Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk. So if you skip breakfast, it’s important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke. So Never Ever Skip Breakfast!

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

"FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"

HOW MANY?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- It is Not a Joke.

READ IT AGAIN !
Really, Go Back and Try to find the 6F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF"