Simple Friends VS Real Friends

A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.

A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you!