The Difference Between Men Talking And Women Talking...

TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman1: Oh! You Got A Haircut! That's So Cute!

Woman2: Do You Think So? I Wasn't Sure When She Gave Me The Mirror. I Mean, You Don't Think It's Too Fluffy Looking?

Woman1: No, It's Perfect. I'd Love To Get My Hair Cut Like That, But I Think My Face Is Too Wide. I'm Pretty Much Stuck With This Stuff I Think.

Woman2: Are You Serious? I Think Your Face Is Adorable. And You Could Easily Get One Of Those Layer Cuts - That Would Look So Cute I Think. I Was Actually Going To Do That Except That I Was Afraid It Would Accent My Long Neck.

Woman1: Oh - That's Funny! I Would Love To Have Your Neck! Anything To Take Attention Away From These Football Player Shoulders Of Mine.

Woman2: Are You Kidding? I Know Girls That Would Love To Have Your Shoulders. Everything Drapes So Well On You. I Mean, Look At My Arms, See How Short They Are? If I Had Your Shoulders I Could Get Clothes To Fit Me So Much Easier.

NOW TWO MEN TALKING:

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.