Simple Friends VS Real Friends

A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.

A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you!

Some Laws, Which Newton Forgot To State!

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Left-Right Conflict

Look At The Chart & Say The COLOUR!, Not The WORD!

Left-Right Conflict
Your Right Brain Tries To Say The Colour!
But, Your Left Brain Insists On Saying The Word!

Albert Einstein & Marilyn Monroe Illusion

When You Look At This Picture Close Range You See:
Albert Einstein!

Now Stand Up & Take Several Steps Back,

Roughly 15 Feet Away, It will Become:

Marilyn Monroe!

Jesus Illusion

1. Relax And Concentrate On The 4 Small Dots In The Middle Of The Picture For 30 To 40 Seconds...
2. Then, , Take A Look At Wall Near You (Any Smooth, Single Coloured Surface)
3. Start Blinking Your Eyes A Few Times And Wait…
4. What Do You See???

SURPRISED!!!

This Is What Happens When You Stay In One Company For Too Long!!!